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Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. This Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches.
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- $20 for a mattress cleaning and hypoallergenic treatment (a $40 value)
- $49 for one two-hour housecleaning session (a $100 value)
- $99 for two two-hour housecleaning sessions (a $200 value)
The fully insured staff tackles customers’ cleaning requests using environmentally conscious supplies such as Seventh Generation cleaning products, Kenmore vacuums, and Schmidt Custom Floors Inc. hardwood-floor cleaner. Mattress treatments can extend the life of mattresses and ensure a better night’s sleep by purging sickness- and allergy-causing germs, viruses, and dust-mite civilizations by up to 90%.
Green Cleaning Company
Equipped with a comprehensive cache of environmentally friendly cleaning products, the fully insured, experienced staff at Green Cleaning Company vanquishes domestic grime and messes. The dwelling dusters specialize in revamping soiled cabinets and woodwork, and extend their meticulous services to all rooms and secret chambers hidden behind refrigerators. Products from brands such as Seventh Generation and locally based Schmidt Custom Floors work to oust filth with minimal effects on the environment.
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Mankind’s underdeveloped climbing skills and inability to digest tin cans are two ways in which evolution left humans inferior to goats. It’s mind over Matterhorn with this Groupon.
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Gear is provided for the class and can be used for the rest of the day, but climbers must rent equipment on subsequent visits. Classes are held every Tuesday and Thursday from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. and Saturday from 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. Members enjoy unlimited access to Wild Walls and discounts on yoga, special events, and competitions, and the one-month membership includes a free guest pass. Minors under 18 must provide a guardian-signed waiver to climb.
Wild Walls Indoor Climbing Gym
Wild Walls Indoor Climbing Gym sprawls across 6,000 square feet of a historic armory building, challenging gravity-bound bodies with a pair of 40-foot freestanding climbing structures and two bouldering caves. “People have the misconception that rock climbing is like an amusement ride,” says Todd, the general manager. “But it’s a gym like any other. It’s an alternative to a boring workout facility.” Wild Walls lures exercisers from dull workouts such as watching paint dry on dumbbells by offering challenging routes, tricky angles, and a wide variety of top-rope and sport lead routes. Indoor adventurers can vary sweat sessions with bouldering or yoga classes.
Wild Walls also stocks portable walls that soar to 16 and 24 feet, ideal for birthday celebrants or bosses who need a way to determine which employee gets a raise. For more permanent climbing surfaces, its staffers can install traverse walls, which run horizontally, in locations such as school gyms or underground monkey-training facilities.
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Before man conquered his fear of water, he amused himself with dust sports such as pushing boulders off cliffs, wrestling tumbleweeds, and falling in the dust.
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- $75 for a one-hour wakeboarding or wakesurfing lesson for two (a $150 value)
- $299 for a three-hour private group wakeboarding or wakesurfing lesson for up to eight (a $675 value)
Each person gets 20–30 minutes on the water under the coaching of professional and semiprofessional riders who tailor their lessons to each client’s skill level. The meet-up location is set upon booking and is usually on Pineview Reservoir, though instructors can meet pupils at other lakes along the Wasatch Front. Lessons are typically scheduled on afternoons and evenings, with occasional morning sessions. Participants should bring towels and sunscreen.
Decade Wake
Behind the Axis 22 boat, a wake throws waves that would pummel many a surfer. In that valley of waves, clients learn how to wakeboard, wakesurf, wakeskate, or water ski under the coaching of Decade Wake’s professional and semiprofessional riders. Lending their expertise, they guide guests in the basics, such as proper grip and stance, through advanced tricks that range from inverts to summoning an army of sea bass. And because they’re headquartered in South Ogden, Decade Wake’s team members can meet clients at one of several lakes along the Wasatch Front, depending on which presents the easiest meeting place.
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When stranded in the wilderness, glasses can help you turn sunbeams into fire or look smart as you explain the inedibility of man to a family of grizzly bears. Equip your eyes for the great outdoors with this Groupon.
$40 for $200 Toward One Pair of Prescription Glasses
Display cases are stocked with frames from brands including Guess ($239+), Calvin Klein ($279+), Tom Ford ($350+), Michael Kors ($249.99+), and Kenneth Cole ($229.99+).
Sterling Optical
In the 1920s, Sterling Optical was a modest one-store outpost where staff presided over a small array of eyewear. More than nine decades later, the company has expanded to 150 locations, which brim with frames from brands such as Tom Ford, Guess, and Kenneth Cole. Knowledgeable staffers circulate through the showroom, helping customers choose a flattering pair of frames, and newly eagle-eyed patrons show their appreciation by pointing out hard-to-see Kick Me signs stuck all over them. Eye-care professionals remain on hand throughout the day to conduct exams that diagnose ocular issues such as nearsightedness, and many locations have an onsite lab.
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Eating authentically prepared food lets you taste the very essence of a country without chewing on its national flag. Salute global cuisine with this Groupon.
$15 for $30 Worth of Italian Fare
The menu includes a house-specialty mussels starter in light marinara ($9.99) and entrees such as spinach ravioli with artichoke hearts ($13.99), tilapia francese sautéed with mushrooms in a lemon wine sauce ($16.99), and hawaiian pizza with ham, bacon, and pineapple ($11.99–$18.99).
Sal’s Italian Ristorante
More than 15 locations of Sal’s Italian Ristorante grace the Florida panhandle like pepperonis on a sizzling pizza slice. In dining rooms designed to evoke the atmosphere of a small Italian village, plates of penne and linguine steam with alfredo, pink vodka, or light wine sauces. Skilled chefs sauté salmon and veal and top gourmet pizzas with shrimp, basil, and gorgonzola. House wines can be poured by the glass or carafe for the thirsty, or by the eyedropper-full for the curious.
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Convenience spurred the invention of the sandwich, so that you could eat on the go, and the pizza, so that you could wheel chunks of sausage from town to town. Transport your palate with this Groupon.
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- $28 for an Italian dinner for two on Monday–Thursday (up to a $60 total value)
- $30 for an Italian dinner for two on Friday–Sunday (up to a $60 total value)
- $55 for an Italian dinner for four on Monday–Thursday (up to a $120 value)
- $60 for an Italian dinner for four on Friday–Sunday (up to a $120 value)
Each pair of diners receives the following:
- One appetizer (up to a $12 value)
- Two entrees (up to a $20 value each)
- One dessert (up to an $8 value)
The bruschetta trio is $9 and meatballs are $9. Chicken marsala is $19, gnocchi in a creamy tomato-basil sauce is $18, and lasagna bolognese is $18. See the full menu.
Ovenella
Fernando Ferraretto d’Avila and chef Mennan Tekeli seemed destined for the food business. Both were surrounded by restaurant life from an early age and honed their skills abroad. Fernando owned restaurants in Brazil, and Mennan journeyed through Asia and down Europe’s marinara-filled rivers in search of new flavors. When the two finally met in 2010, they decided to open a restaurant that would put their personal twists on Italian classics. Ovenella stands as the embodiment of their efforts.
At the eatery, chandeliers cast a glow across sleek black and white walls, as well as the tables and wooden bar topped with Italian dishes of pasta with hand-crafted meatballs, lobster and crab ravioli, and beef carpaccio. Within the kitchen’s wood-burning brick oven, plum tomatoes, olive oil, and signature sauces cook atop pizzas. To round out the Italian dining experience, servers fill glasses with imported red and white wines.
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Dancing is a healthy way to physically connect to someone, preferable to giving them a painful bear hug or sewing your head onto their body. Get cheek-to-cheek with this Groupon.
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- $29 for two private dance lessons and two public dance parties (a $190 value)
- $55 for four private dance lessons and four public dance parties (a $380 value)
The 50-minute ballroom dance classes ($85/person) are normally taught Monday–Friday from noon to 9 p.m. Students can put their newfound grooves to the test during public dance parties ($10/person) held every Saturday evening from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m.
Modern Steps School of Dance
Modern Steps School of Dance regularly waltzes across the line that separates art from all-out fun. The school’s experienced instructors lead private lessons, group classes, and spirited dance parties for all ages, from seniors to adolescents who only recently grew their fifth toes. Focusing exclusively on ballroom dance, instructors branch out to cover the many styles that fall under that large umbrella, including tango, fox trot, Viennese waltz, and swing. They draw on a rich history of dance tutelage—though the school was founded only two decades ago, its roots in Florida can be traced all the way back to 1513, when Juan Ponce de León tap-danced with joy upon his discovery of Disney World.
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Humans use their teeth to smile, chew, and hiss at their own reflections. Strengthen your grin with this Groupon.
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$49 for a dental package (a $281 value)
- Comprehensive exam (an $86 value)
- Teeth cleaning (a $90 value)
- Panoramic x-ray (a $105 value)
$79 for the above package with a take-home teeth-whitening kit (a $350 value; a $631 total value)
Though The Smile Studio sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Smile Studio
Skilled cosmetic dentist Dr. Ron Drachenberg has presided over The Smile Studio for more than 20 years, where he transforms teeth with the help of a talented team and the philosophy that everyone’s smile is a work of art. Dr. Drachenberg works his magic by employing technology such as custom teeth whitening and instant orthodontics, changing the color, shape, size, and proportion of chompers until they’re elegant enough to chew through cement. When he’s not tackling teeth, Dr. Drachenberg can be found at the Las Vegas Institute for Advanced Dental Studies, brushing up on the latest advances in cosmetic dentistry with advanced continuing-education classes.
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Like smashing a snow globe against your forehead, tours can open up a fascinating new world right before your eyes. Go beyond the surface with this Groupon.
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- $59 for a scenic Hummer tour for one (up to a $97 value)
- $115 for a scenic Hummer tour for two (up to a $194 value)
- $225 for a scenic Hummer tour for four (up to a $388 value)
Guides escort guests on scenic trail along the Red Rocks, past massive rock formations or down the bumpy Crack Axle trail once used by old stagecoaches. Customers can choose any tour lasting up to 2.5 hours.
Though Sedona Off Road Adventures sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Sedona Off Road Adventures
Starting more than a decade ago with self-driven seven-day excursions in northern Arizona and Baja California, Sedona Off Road Adventures has since expanded into scenic day tours, sunset tours, and treks down extreme terrain. Guides dispense geological and historical tidbits as up to 12 Hummer passengers weave through trails tucked behind mountains and navigate obstacles down rougher trails littered with rocks and hitchhiking tumbleweeds. Jeep tours whisk guests 2,000 feet above a pine forest or deep into ancient Indian ruins, and helicopter and Hummer combo tours grant glimpses of Boynton Canyon from overhead before returning customers to terra firma for a trek through primitive trails. Later, clients eager for a chance behind the wheel can enrich their Hummer-piloting ability at driving-school sessions.
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For centuries, horseshoes have been associated with good fortune, which is why homeowners hang them over doorways and brides lob them at groups of their single friends. Get hitched with this Groupon.
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- $40 for two 30-minute private English horseback-riding lessons (an $80 value)
- $75 for four 30-minute private English horseback-riding lessons (a $160 value)
- $108 for six 30-minute private English horseback-riding lessons (a $240 value)
Private lessons build upon a foundation of English-style riding, grooming, and etiquette basics, as well as classic techniques before branching off into specifics according to age and ability level. Students should arrive clad in long pants and hard-toed shoes, but helmets and other equipment will be provided. In bad weather, lessons are held indoors.
Fox Pointe Farm, L.L.C.
Colleen Seely, a riding instructor and judge for local equestrian shows, channels her love for the gentle creatures into Fox Pointe Farm, L.L.C., which she opened in 2005. The 27-acre expanse houses two arenas—one lighted with professional footing and the other sandier than a hermit crab’s beach house—as well as two barns’ worth of stables, grassy pastures, trails, and a swimming pool. Within the tranquil setting, Colleen and her staff train and board horses for showing at local venues or the farm’s own school. Focus shifts from horses to riders during lessons for beginner and intermediate riders, in addition to summer camps for avid athletes. Some overnight camps span an entire week, during which 10 girls bunk in the air-conditioned Fox Den cabin after a day of riding.
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